Hey, hipster, don't you think it's about time you gave up your pursuit of the lambada and the macarena? If you want real, up-to-the-minute information on what's hot in dance these days, try Tapestry. The place offers instruction in everything from the Lindy hop to Latin, from Cajun to contra, from Finnish to Balkan, and all points in between. What's more, classes are taught by regular folks with happy feet and endlessly smiling faces who just love to dance. The music is very often live, the companionship is very often warm, and refreshments are very often served. Costs are reasonable: $5 to $7, depending on the event. And now that they've moved out of the Sabathani Center and into their own building, you don't have to feel like you're dancing in the high school gymnasium any longer. Hop to it, bucko!