BEST PLACE TO GET DUMPED - 2000
The stark lighting at Sebastian Joe's will illuminate your response--recalcitrant, guilt-inducing, whatever the situation inspires. Once the exchange is over, the atmosphere will remind you what's really important. Little girls in patent leather shoes, launched into glee by sprinkles. Sebastian Joe's homemade fudge sauce melting on your tongue. Each spoonful provides perspective: life offers many pleasures that don't snore beside you. After devouring a banana split, wave goodbye. Walk with dignity to the coffee counter and order an espresso to go--you'll want to be alert to bask in your new freedom.