Past winners for this category have included the Minneapolis Institute of Art (or "mee-uh," as its grand marketing czar has demanded of us) and Lake Harriet. Ya know, places where you can be seen — by people! Our editorial position circa 2016? Gross! Dumpsters, those invaluable receptacles for our waste, also double as ideal tongue-wrestling destinations, especially for those not wanting to foist their slippery affections on the unwilling public. Covertly tucked away in alleys, the humble dumpster will shield you from view near just about any Twin Cities location where you find yourself drunk, amorous, and in need of immediate release. Think of them as the free Ubers of kissing... or something. Down by the train tracks was a close runner-up.