There are certain chefs, of a certain age, who were raised when a fast-food burger was synonymous with dinner. Working mothers weren't setting out hot dinners; instead, these '70s moms were piling the brood in the back of the grocery-getter and hauling ass through the drive-thru. Before you bust out your violins, this was a time before fast food was so thoroughly vile, before it had become a throwaway product. There was something almost wholesome about a '70s drive-thru burger — really. The Paddy Shack Burger at Half Time Rec is exactly that burger: lettuce, tomato, cheese, onions, and special sauce. One bite, and you're back in the station wagon, dome light aglow.