So it looks like your relationship isn't going to work out. You're not comfortable with breaking up at home, but you're classy enough to know that text messaging is not the way to go. It's time to pick a public destination and make it work. Why not head to the Uptown Art Fair? For the actual dumping, you might want to take a seat by the lake, where it's more quiet and serene. After the deed is done, disappear into the crowds and hop on a Nice Ride bike to make a quick getaway. Would you rather escape to another festival? Metro Transit usually offer free rides from Uptown to the Loring Park and Powderhorn Art Fair, which all happen on the same weekend. Maybe your new love is right around the corner?