There are plenty of bars, coffee shops, and clubs in town where straight dudes can awkwardly stare at females from a distance before frantically trying to find them on Tinder. But if you're looking for an actual chance at finding a real-life female, the Loop in downtown Minneapolis is your best bet. Located in the North Loop, this is the perfect spot for finding eligible ladies out for a birthday or bachelorette party, or just looking to get loud on a Saturday. It's upscale enough that you aren't going to catch as much of the barely-21 crowd, but still affordable and comfortable enough that you aren't going to be staring at cougars sipping cosmos all night long either. The bar has a great menu, good drink specials, and a live DJ every Friday and Saturday night. So dress nice, throw on a generous amount of Axe Body Spray, and hit the Loop this weekend to find the single, straight female of your dreams.