Need underground cred? Head to Fuck Mountain. Somewhere in the vicinity of south Minneapolis's Wedge neighborhood, the tiny basement venue has hosted some loud live music events recently. (It would be supremely uncool to print the address.) The name is not a literal description of the space, so don't bother showing up for the wrong reasons, sickos. If biking from another neighborhood seems like too much of a jaunt for a Thursday night, just say, "I bet they're having a merry old time over at Fuck Mountain tonight." That ought to raise a few eyebrows.