BEST PARADE (2001)
Did you just get out of mass? Yeah. When can we start drinking? I already started drinking. It's too cold to be outside. That's why I started drinking. Why would somebody paint their dog green? He's Irish. Shouldn't there be more floats in a parade? No, man, this is all about the people, something for the whole family to do together: to march together behind their own banner. Tradition counts for something. Whose idea was this anyway? Four guys sitting around Gallivan's back in the Sixties cooked it up--now it's huge. I want to be Mr. Pat next year. Good luck, pal. When this is over, we can start drinking. I told you, I already started drinking.