BEST-DRESSED TV NEWSCASTER (1999)

Is this newscaster's personal shopper involved in a practical joke or a pernicious psy-ops experiment? Purple blazers with mustard-colored ties. Mustard-colored blazers with grass-green ties. Patterned blazers that recall the psychedelic '70s. Eyeglasses previously available only in East Berlin. All topped by a dye job that Dennis Rodman might consider too obvious. Not since Morris Day and the Time have the Twin Cities seen this much color in male fashion.