Best Of :: Shopping & Services
This is a lot like recommending a gynecologist: While you may feel comfortable exposing yourself to a certain doctor, another person will swear that he gives her the heebie-jeebies. So let's toss subjective considerations aside in favor of the three C's--cleanliness, competence, and courteousness. The Ink Lab, already renowned for its exquisite tattoo artistry, warrants a heads up on all three counts. While any professional can perform a "Prince Albert," few are skilled enough to do an "Amplang," a piercing that involves a lot of blood vessels, tissue, and male ego. Best of all, attests one satisfied customer, female staffers perform both procedures with the same aplomb as their male counterparts. By contrast, how many men can use a speculum without causing serious nerve damage?
It's a bit on the pricey side ($4.28 per video for two days, tax included, $50 deposit), but Sex World is open 24-7, a real value if you just must have "the only legal version" of Pam and Tommy Lee's home video at 2 a.m. on a Thursday. Respectful service and a huge selections of gay, S&M, and amateur videos make Sex World a pillar of the local sex culture, and the toy selection doesn't hurt--at least not in the figurative sense. Though puns for titles of videos went out with feathered hairdos, new selections do include such potential classics as Coochies Under Fire #6, Nude World Order, and an "adult" version of Othello.
It's the claustrophobic atmosphere of this well-stocked supply shop that draws us back to the West Bank again and again. Towering shelves of handmade papers and the scent of acrylics and oils surround us as we wander in search of pastels, pencils, pressboard, and pushpins. Compared to other local supply shops, the Artery's pricing is moderate and the backroom frame shop is a welcome feature. Online shoppers can access the store's goods via the Web (www.pierce-artery.com), but we prefer to browse in person: Where else could you find an actual powder-blue painter's smock?
Truth be told, you can't really knock the baby superstores. They were inevitable, for one thing--sooner or later warehouse shopping was bound to trickle down to the maternity-and-toddler set. But especially in this day and age, there's something to be said for the personal, homey touch. And you can't get much more personal and homey than Baby Grand, which makes the most of Grand Avenue's liberal zoning by operating out of an actual house. That house is crammed full of virtually everything new parents (and soon-to-be-new parents) could possibly want. Carriages and strollers. High chairs. Walkers, bouncers, and those wonderful contraptions that allow you to carry Junior like a front- or back-pack. Cribs. More bedding than you could shake a rattle at. And, yes, rattles, not to mention all sorts of other toys. If you don't know exactly what you want, service is prompt, solicitous, and knowledgeable. If you do know exactly what you want and Baby Grand doesn't stock it, proprietor Patty Roedler will do her utmost to track it down for you. A handmade organic cotton crib bumper set with matching comforter and dust ruffle? No problem! The deep discounters may be able to undercut Patty's prices, but they can't touch her crew when it comes to ambiance, quality of merchandise, and all-around helpfulness.
Lately we've noticed a few copies of Details and Vibe showing up among the Playboys and National Geographics in the tiny waiting area of Lauren Coleman's barber shop, but otherwise very little has changed in the 35 years he's been a fixture at the bustling and continually evolving intersection of Lake and Lyndale. Keep in mind, though: Lauren's a barber and he runs a shop, not a salon. He's also a one-man gang and doesn't take appointments, so you'll just have to sit over there and wait with the others. Expect a great haircut at an unbeatable price ($11 the last time we got clipped), and conversation that runs the gamut from the provocative to the prosaic.
We're not wild about all Schwinn cycles, but the high-end models--and the GT and Gary Fisher lines also stocked by this Macalester-neighborhood shop--make it worth the trip to the corner of Snelling and Selby. Serious cyclists and beginning pedalers alike pack the inventory-stuffed shop, scanning its small but thorough selection of helmets, accessories, kiddie carts, and repair tools. Even bargain hunters will find a deal or two on clothing and gizmos in the small clearance corner.