BEST PLACE TO MEET SINGLE WOMEN (STRAIGHT) (1998)
It's the adult version of the kid-in-the-candy-store principle: The selection is astounding! (And you can pick your playground, too.) From Hooters to Planet Hollywood to Players--acre for acre, there's more drinking and mingling at the Mall than anywhere else in the five-state area. If you prefer to move at a slower pace, the bookstores offer decent opportunities; there are several under the big glass roof, so if the options at one store fail to stimulate your, ahem, intellect, you can always check out the competition. If you're athletically inclined, the sheer size of the place allows you to cover a lot of ground in the search for Ms. Right. Since it's all one big crapshoot, might as well go where the odds are stacked in your favor.