Email Author Rob Brezsny

2005 Stories by Rob Brezsny

• Free Will Astrology

  published December 28, 2005

  ARIES (March 21-April 19): Thai coffee salesman Prayoon Thongiorn owns a pet crocodile. So thoroughly has he tamed the... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published December 21, 2005

  ARIES (March 21-April 19): Happy Holy Daze, Aries! I've been meditating on the perfect holiday gift for you. What symbolic... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published December 14, 2005

  ARIES (March 21-April 19): It's possible there's still enough oil buried in the earth to sustain our civilization's exorbitant... More >>

• Horoscope

  published December 7, 2005

  ARIES (March 21-April 19): Science writer Carl Sagan liked to say that "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published November 30, 2005

  ARIES (March 21-April 19): As I meditated on your immediate future, I got a vision of you making your way through an... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published November 23, 2005

  ARIES (March 21-April 19): The English word "silly" comes from the German "selig," meaning holy, blissful. In accordance with... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published November 16, 2005

  ARIES (March 21-April 19): The Kyoto Protocol is an international treaty designed to reduce the emissions of greenhouse gases... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published November 9, 2005

  �ARIES (March 21-April 19): I don't think you'll become the equivalent of a king or queen in the coming weeks, but you could be... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published November 2, 2005

  �ARIES (March 21-April 19): I myself have not played the fantasy role-playing game Nox. From the review of it in Fortean Times,... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published October 26, 2005

  �ARIES (March 21-April 19): Some of the most confounding enigmas about the human condition might be explained if the theory of... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published October 19, 2005

  �ARIES (March 21-April 19): "Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough for the Two of Us," is the title of a song by the band My... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published October 12, 2005

  �ARIES (March 21-April 19): California's San Joaquin Valley has the worst air in the state, and as a result, 12 percent of the... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published October 5, 2005

  �ARIES (March 21-April 19): I'm afraid I had to name you "Underachiever of the Month" for September, Aries. You didn't quite... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published September 28, 2005

  ARIES (March 21-April 19): In Madison magazine, William Stadiem described Aries actress Robin Wright Penn as "the most... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published September 21, 2005

  ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your adversaries may have a tough time of it in the coming days. I bet their schemes will backfire, their bad... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published September 14, 2005

  ARIES (March 21-April 19): "Something we were withholding made us weak," wrote poet Robert Frost. I hope you will consider... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published September 7, 2005

  ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19): When I was 19, a masked gunman pumped a load of buckshot into my hip after a student demonstration. To this day, I... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published August 31, 2005

  ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19): Here's how rock critic Aidin Vaziri described the stage set when hip-hop artist 50 Cent played in San Jose:... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published August 24, 2005

  ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19): Minnesota radio station KNUJ came up with a unique proposal for how the governor and top legislators could... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published August 17, 2005

  ARIES (March 21-April 19): It's time to play a game called Do-It- Yourself Horoscope! Here's how it works: I provide a skeleton outline of... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published August 10, 2005

  ARIES (March 21-April 19): You wouldn't plant a rosebush in a spot where a geyser erupts periodically, would you? You wouldn't build a... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published August 3, 2005

  ARIES (March 21-April 19): The Drama Queen or Drama King within you is secretly plotting to raise the emotional stakes to record levels. For... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published July 27, 2005

  ARIES (March 21-April 19): Have you been dreaming of frogs, worms, and potted plants? Researchers have found that pregnant women have an... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published July 20, 2005

  ARIES (March 21-April 19): Nitrogen comprises 80 percent of the Earth's atmosphere, but plants can't access it in its gaseous form. That's a... More >>

• Free Will Astrology

  published July 13, 2005

  ARIES (March 21-April 19): "Always star in your own movie," said novelist Ken Kesey. In other words, don't let some charismatic authority or... More >>