For Budd Rugg the world is one big unrequited crush.
Stargazing and bonfires at Budd Rugg's media fantasy camp.
Your faithful scribe pursues ghost-of-Christmas-present Paul Magers.
Captain Budd sails off in pursuit of the great tan whale.
Budd Rugg opens his media mailbag to chat with the Channel 4 stars.
Let's get our priorities straight, people.