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Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

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There's no doubt about it, Vikings fans are diehard. While it takes a certain loyalty to tailgate in freezing temperatures, the ones creating Vikings crafts and selling them online are perhaps the most diehard of them all. In honor of Sunday's home game, we've gathered the best of the worst stuff out there, so you can show off your team spirit with these incredible, baffling, and utterly ridiculous items. Or, you could always just stick to the classic purple-and-gold jersey.

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

20. Vikings faux-beard hat
For the chilly, beardless, hipster Vikings fan in us all.

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

19. Wedding cake topper
Nothing says "I do" like this product description: The perfect wedding themed must have! Get it for a child, grandchild, or friend and watch everyone smile and laugh when they see it.

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

18. Vikings owl plush
Sure it's cute, but why is it an owl?

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

17. Hand-painted Vikings shoes
They're all the rage, all year long, for all the sports.

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

16. Gloves with Vikings-colored tassels
Touchdown! Everybody do jazz-hands to show your spirit!

 

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

15. Customized Vikings-print corset
When it's nearing the freezing point in the stands, will you be wearing this over or under your Vikings parka?

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

14. Personalized Vikings ornament
Maybe if you wish on this ornament during the holiday season, the Vikings will make it to the Superbowl. Maybe.

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

13. Vikings diaper wipe case
Is it mandatory that all major sports teams have a diaper wipe case?

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

12. Bleeding heart Vikings wall decal
Now everyone will know how you feel during those games when you know the Vikes should've/could've/would've won.

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

11. Vikings G-strings for men and women
Enough said.

 

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

10. Vikings collar stays
When only you know what your collar stays say inside of your classy button-down shirt, you know you're a true fan. Go Vikes!

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

9. Golf ball wine stopper, Vikings style
Because wine, golf, and football go hand in hand, right?

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

8. Jim Beam Minnesota Vikings Decanter
Combining the best of retro Vikings stuff from 1973 with Jim Beam? This is actually ridiculously awesome.

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

7. Vikings stethoscope cover
What better to go with those purple-and-gold scrubs than this hot piece of medical neck-wear?

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

6. Vikings logo on a golf club
Apparently many people believe in the power of golf and football combined.

 

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

5. Vikings-themed Unity Candle
If you've got the cake-topper for the wedding reception, you might as well use this unity candle for the ceremony.

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

4. Minnesota Vikings "Dammit Doll"
So what exactly can you do with this Vikes voodoo doll? Don't worry, it comes with a nifty instructional "poem": When things aren't going as well as you wish, and you want to scream and shout; Here's a little dammit doll you just can't live without. Simply grab it by the legs, finda place to slam it; And as you beat the livin' stuffin' out of it yell: DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

3. Vikings Medical ID Tag
When you can't verbalize your medical needs, you certainly want to make sure they also know what team you're rooting for. (Just make sure your EMT isn't a Packers fan...)

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

2. Tissue Box Cover
Spice up that lame, disposable tissue box by putting it inside of a mini Vikings-themed couch next to your life-sized couch.

Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise

1. Vikings Diaper Cake

First, what is a diaper cake? Thankfully, it's not really a cake. Apparently these things show up on the regular as nifty homemade presents at baby showers. So consider yourself warned: If you're a Vikes fan who's expecting a little one... you might end up with one of these things.


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