Top 20 ridiculous Vikings-themed merchandise
There's no doubt about it, Vikings fans are diehard. While it takes a certain loyalty to tailgate in freezing temperatures, the ones creating Vikings crafts and selling them online are perhaps the most diehard of them all. In honor of Sunday's home game, we've gathered the best of the worst stuff out there, so you can show off your team spirit with these incredible, baffling, and utterly ridiculous items. Or, you could always just stick to the classic purple-and-gold jersey.
20. Vikings faux-beard hat
For the chilly, beardless, hipster Vikings fan in us all.
19. Wedding cake topper
Nothing says "I do" like this product description: The perfect wedding themed must have! Get it for a child, grandchild, or friend and watch everyone smile and laugh when they see it.
18. Vikings owl plush
Sure it's cute, but why is it an owl?
16. Gloves with Vikings-colored tassels
Touchdown! Everybody do jazz-hands to show your spirit!
15. Customized Vikings-print corset
When it's nearing the freezing point in the stands, will you be wearing this over or under your Vikings parka?
14. Personalized Vikings ornament
Maybe if you wish on this ornament during the holiday season, the Vikings will make it to the Superbowl. Maybe.
12. Bleeding heart Vikings wall decal
Now everyone will know how you feel during those games when you know the Vikes should've/could've/would've won.
10. Vikings collar stays
When only you know what your collar stays say inside of your classy button-down shirt, you know you're a true fan. Go Vikes!
9. Golf ball wine stopper, Vikings style
Because wine, golf, and football go hand in hand, right?
8. Jim Beam Minnesota Vikings Decanter
Combining the best of retro Vikings stuff from 1973 with Jim Beam? This is actually ridiculously awesome.
7. Vikings stethoscope cover
What better to go with those purple-and-gold scrubs than this hot piece of medical neck-wear?
6. Vikings logo on a golf club
Apparently many people believe in the power of golf and football combined.
5. Vikings-themed Unity Candle
If you've got the cake-topper for the wedding reception, you might as well use this unity candle for the ceremony.
4. Minnesota Vikings "Dammit Doll"
So what exactly can you do with this Vikes voodoo doll? Don't worry, it comes with a nifty instructional "poem": When things aren't going as well as you wish, and you want to scream and shout; Here's a little dammit doll you just can't live without. Simply grab it by the legs, finda place to slam it; And as you beat the livin' stuffin' out of it yell: DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
3. Vikings Medical ID Tag
When you can't verbalize your medical needs, you certainly want to make sure they also know what team you're rooting for. (Just make sure your EMT isn't a Packers fan...)
2. Tissue Box Cover
Spice up that lame, disposable tissue box by putting it inside of a mini Vikings-themed couch next to your life-sized couch.
First, what is a diaper cake? Thankfully, it's not really a cake. Apparently these things show up on the regular as nifty homemade presents at baby showers. So consider yourself warned: If you're a Vikes fan who's expecting a little one... you might end up with one of these things.
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