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Top 12 most ridiculous Twins-themed merchandise

Typical Twins team spirit.
Typical Twins team spirit.

Minnesota is Twins territory, and with major leagues comes major merchandise. As a result, our state is also home to some of the most bizarre baseball memorabilia around. We've curated a list of the weirdest stuff out there, so keep a look-out for some of these items on your next visit to Target Field.

Top 12 most ridiculous Twins-themed merchandise

12. Personalized Target Field Highway Distance Sign

Because nothing says you're a fan like knowing exactly how far away you are from the field at all times. Customized for each buyer, the signs show the exact distance between Target Field and your den, pool, or man cave.

Top 12 most ridiculous Twins-themed merchandise

11. Glitter Feather Hair Clip

Sticking something on your head that combines a lot of unnatural feathers, some glitter, a bottle cap, and a Twins sticker will certainly make you easier to spot on the Jumbotron.

Top 12 most ridiculous Twins-themed merchandise

10. Minnesota Twins TOMS

Show off those puppies as you walk to your section in some hand-painted Twins TOMS. If the $95 price tag is too steep, for a slightly lesser fee they're also willing to customize some Sketchers BOBS, or a generic shoe brand that doesn't have a cool name.

Top 12 most ridiculous Twins-themed merchandise

9. Twins Bottle Cap Picture Frame

"Perfect for the Twins fan that has it all!" the description reads. Really. Admittedly, it is perfect for fans who like to show off their Twins glitter feather hair clips.

 

Top 12 most ridiculous Twins-themed merchandise

8. Twins Garden Gnomes

Apparently there's a high demand for Twins gnomes with the rollicking fun they have, and their supposed ability to "bring good fortune to both their owners and the Minnesota Twin!" (Just one Twin though.)

Top 12 most ridiculous Twins-themed merchandise

7. American Girl Doll Twins-themed Clothing

For the kids who want to keep their American Girl Dolls stylish in the summer and the winter with Twins team spirit.

Top 12 most ridiculous Twins-themed merchandise

6. Twins Fan Santa Ornament

Apparently Santa is a Twins fan. Now, if only he could bring the team an early present: a few more wins.

Top 12 most ridiculous Twins-themed merchandise

5. Twins Garters

These navy organza garters are only really acceptable if you're going to get it on with a Twins player... and even then it's weird.

 

Top 12 most ridiculous Twins-themed merchandise

4. Twins Diaper Wipe Case

For the littlest Twin fans. (Check out that fancy trim!)

Top 12 most ridiculous Twins-themed merchandise

3. Twins Pumps

Since finding your section in the 40,000 seat stadium isn't difficult enough, why not add the thrill of teetering up the stands in these sky-high heels? While these might not be on the market just yet, Her Star has them on their shortlist of teams to feature in the future.

Top 12 most ridiculous Twins-themed merchandise

2. Twins Burp Cloths

Perfect for when the little ones get a little gassy, or if you've had one too many beers.

Top 12 most ridiculous Twins-themed merchandise

1. Twins baseball signed by Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

This pop-culture relic isn't on the market (it sold for a whopping $1,500), but the infamous couple that signed it aren't exactly a thing anymore either.


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