Standup and Boy Kisses co-host Turner Barrowman summed up our true desires on Easter:
Easter is difficult for me. I hate religion, but I love hidden eggs.
Devoted Cadbury cream egg lover Adam Quesnell voiced his contagious appetite for the Easter-y snack:
People are mad at @CadburyUK for taking the word Easter off their cream eggs? Ridiculous! I'm mad that they still bother wrapping them.— Adam Quesnell (@AdamQuesnell) March 27, 2016
Here’s Sam Wilbur’s nerd-friendly hot-take on Easter:
And part two of his tech-themed Easter jokes:
As a child, I loved waking up on Easter morning and trying to find all the Easter eggs on Windows 95.— BrainCum (@BrainCum) March 28, 2016
Our phones die and come back to life all the time, but you don't see us worshipping them. Oh wait nvm.— BrainCum (@BrainCum) March 27, 2016
Speaking of phones, here’s a giggle from former Acme regular (and now Last Comic Standing star) Andy Erikson:
"Can somebody call my phone?"— Andy Erikson (@andyerikson) March 27, 2016
Me: "Phone! Phone! Where are you!?"
While we’re talking about technology, standup Cory Rosen offers this thought: How many ‘viral’ videos do you actually watch?
Has anyone ever actually seen that "damn daniel" video or did we all just agree it sounds like something that would be viral?— Cory Rosen (@CoryRosenTwit) March 25, 2016
Then again, maybe it’s all the same whether or not we saw the video. As Boy Kisses co-host Collin Klug says…
One does not produce content. One *is* content.— Collin Klug (@CollinKlug) March 28, 2016
Maybe internet content is a tool for the rich to dominate the poor? Might sound like a wild argument, but standup and Donut Party open mic host Rana May is onto something with this Tweet:
Ok rich people I found out about king size pillows finally. What kind of other delights are you hiding from me?— rana may (@rana_may) March 25, 2016
On that note, here’s a joke about another person trying to dismantle the gap between upper and lower classes, standup and Boy Kisses co-host Drew Janda:
Oh okay Bernie Sanders looks at a bird people go nuts but I SHOOT A BIRD and everyone is like "this is a petco"— Drew Janda (@drewjanda) March 26, 2016