Breaking News: Randy Moss just resigned with The Vikings!!!#AprilFools
Aside from April’s inaugural foolery, here’s a look at the funniest tweets this week from the local comedy scene.
April 1st is, like, the ultimate day to commit suicide.— Patrick Ryan Bauer (@ThePatrickBauer) April 1, 2016
Acme regular Patrick Susmilch must be feeling powerful near the release of his debut standup album, Validate Me.
Boy Kisses’ Drew Janda started the month off with some hot political commentary:
Said fuck it and threw out the plastic grocery bags I was saving to recycle and now I know how Walter White felt when he first cooked meth— Patrick Susmilch (@PSusmilch) April 4, 2016
*quietly votes for Hillary*— Drew Janda (@drewjanda) April 2, 2016
Not into political humor? Take some parenting advice from standup Brandon Reynoso:
Okay, maybe April’s tweets aren’t as jolly as one might assume. Let’s just end with these cuter quips from stand-ups Andy Erikson, Maggie Faris, and Zane Van Cleave:
My son doesn’t like cake, but loves cupcakes. Just add the word “cup” to things he hates, and he loves it. “Your hamster is just cup dead.”— Brandon Reynoso (@brandonreynoso) April 3, 2016
I assume all the weight I gain is muscle.— Andy Erikson (@andyerikson) April 2, 2016
Do you think of Google makes royalties off of Googley eyes?— Maggie Faris (@Extrememaggie) April 3, 2016
Just read the book "How to Drive for Dummies". Every page just said "Crash".— Zane (@zanevancleave) April 3, 2016