This week’s funniest tweets from the local comedy scene

Some weeks, the news is just too depressing for bit-making. This past week wasn’t one of those. But as standup Patrick Susmilch points out, who needs news-y jokes? Comedians being comedians is funny enough.

— Patrick Susmilch (@PSusmilch) April 10, 2016
Here’s a roundup of the funniest tweets of the week from the local comedy scene, all unrelated to anything in the news.

First, standup Cory Rosen is struggling to find material…
Acme regular Derek Henkels found enough creative juice to pitch a show to Twitter (we really hope this airs):

Standup John Thomas took to Twitter to describe what it’s really like to be a comedian:

Meanwhile, standups Kate McCarthy and Turner Barrowman hashed out some political material:

All joking aside, PssyCtrl co-host Rana May and standup Jakey Emmert provided a little insight on how comedians view romance:
Finally, stand-ups Chloe Radcliffe and Drew Janda had the two funniest food one-liners this week: