Michele Bachmann's book cover has been unveiled, and as book covers go, Michele Bachmann's book cover is underwhelming and boring.
It's just a plain picture of Michele Bachmann against a beige background! This is the exact opposite of the Newsweek Crazy Eyes Cover that we knew and loved.
This looks like some kind of college text book. And what's with the italicized "of." That's where you decided to get jiggy with it?
She could not have picked a more boring and conservative pose. And her head looks kind of superimposed on her body.
Worst of all, she totally copied the design from Barack Obama's book!
Michele Bachmann's book cover is a rip-off of Barack Obama's book cover, right down to the font, right down to that italicized "of":
This was our suggestion, which superimposed Bachmann over trailblazer Sarah Palin's book:
Our sister paper in New York, the Village Voice, mashed-up the Bachmann book cover with Steve Buscemi, achieving horrifying results:
The Michele Bachmann book cover meme is still in its infancy! Send us your photoshops for an upcoming slideshow! We will even award a prize, and that prize will be much better than this book appears to be ... judging by its cover.
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