Holiday ornaments that will make you go WTF? 2012 edition
Cat Christmas tree ornaments:
Are cats really shaped like that? It's best not to think about things like this too hard. Not a cat lover? There's a dog version you can purchase as well!
One Direction holiday ornament:
Oh, you can add this handmade ornament to your Christmas tree this year, but remember: Your siblings will never let you forget it, especially when you go through your goth phase. Speaking of...
Meh, the ornament:
Seasonal affect disorder? Apathetic teenager? Atheist? This ornament is for you.
Because nothing says joyeux noel like an ornament with a promo image from a television show about the zombie apocalypse.
For the Star Wars fanatic who prefers their tree ornaments to be a little more abstract.
But... what IS it? Is it a pine comb? A cocoon? A tree light? A turd? (Perhaps the abstract Star Wars fan can help you decide.)
Owls are hip right now, right? This ornament was made with random crap from someone's fridge, and hot-glued together. Charming!
Absolute vodka bottle:
Sadly, this ornament is filled with resin, not alcohol. You can make your own by hitting up a liquor store (or a mini bar), drinking its contents, and shoving the empty bottle in your tree. Merry Christmas!
Frosty the Snowman:
Weren't Frosty's eyes supposed to be made of coal? These realistic eyeballs will haunt your dreams.
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