Conan O'Brien's top 10 tweets
His Ginger Highness with late-'90s boy band Hanson
Courtesy Conan O'Brien
I'm in Minneapolis for a show. Couldn't figure out why I've felt so aroused all day; then I realized that Prince lives here.
O'Brien does a great job combining his signature self-deprecating humor with the small format of Twitter, making a stream that conveys next to no information while being completely hilarious. Here's our favorite Conan tweets of all time.
Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.
I just ran into Ellen DeGeneres on the Warner Bros lot and we played ping pong. I think she's really into me.
Today is my first real day off from touring. I'm home enjoying what my agent tells me is my family.
As Bieber sleeps, I grow stronger. Sleep, Bieber. Sleep.
Tour preparations have begun. First step: Groupie auditions at Randy's Donuts off the 405 fwy. Knock twice on the white minivan.
If anyone's curious what I look like with a beard, it's this ?:^(0) Coincidentally, that's also my ATM pin number.
I'm a simple man. I start every day with a cup of joe, the morning paper, and a lavender Pan-Asiatic body scrub from my man-servant, Lobo.
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I'm doing my live show tonight from the Universal lot where I taped The Tonight Show. So if a shot rings out, tell my wife I loved her.
I just gave my waitress, Bambi, tickets to tonight's show in Spokane. Do I still have to tip her? http://twitpic.com/1g3u42
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