Conan O'Brien's top 10 tweets

His Ginger Highness with late-'90s boy band Hanson
His Ginger Highness with late-'90s boy band Hanson
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King CoCo's in town tonight at the State Theater. How do we know? Well, aside from being omniscient, we also pay attention to his Twitter, which today announced:

I'm in Minneapolis for a show. Couldn't figure out why I've felt so aroused all day; then I realized that Prince lives here.less than a minute ago via web

O'Brien does a great job combining his signature self-deprecating humor with the small format of Twitter, making a stream that conveys next to no information while being completely hilarious. Here's our favorite Conan tweets of all time.


Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.less than a minute ago via web

I just ran into Ellen DeGeneres on the Warner Bros lot and we played ping pong. I think she's really into me.less than a minute ago via web

Today is my first real day off from touring. I'm home enjoying what my agent tells me is my family.less than a minute ago via web

As Bieber sleeps, I grow stronger. Sleep, Bieber. Sleep.less than a minute ago via web

Tour preparations have begun. First step: Groupie auditions at Randy's Donuts off the 405 fwy. Knock twice on the white minivan.less than a minute ago via web

 

If anyone's curious what I look like with a beard, it's this ?:^(0) Coincidentally, that's also my ATM pin number.less than a minute ago via web

I'm a simple man. I start every day with a cup of joe, the morning paper, and a lavender Pan-Asiatic body scrub from my man-servant, Lobo.less than a minute ago via web

sklfjslj;v999[aeae0c (my dog's first tweet)less than a minute ago via web

I'm doing my live show tonight from the Universal lot where I taped The Tonight Show. So if a shot rings out, tell my wife I loved her.less than a minute ago via web

I just gave my waitress, Bambi, tickets to tonight's show in Spokane. Do I still have to tip her? http://twitpic.com/1g3u42less than a minute ago via Twitpic


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