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Conan O'Brien's top 10 tweets

His Ginger Highness with late-'90s boy band Hanson
His Ginger Highness with late-'90s boy band Hanson
Courtesy Conan O'Brien

King CoCo's in town tonight at the State Theater. How do we know? Well, aside from being omniscient, we also pay attention to his Twitter, which today announced:

I'm in Minneapolis for a show. Couldn't figure out why I've felt so aroused all day; then I realized that Prince lives here.less than a minute ago via web

O'Brien does a great job combining his signature self-deprecating humor with the small format of Twitter, making a stream that conveys next to no information while being completely hilarious. Here's our favorite Conan tweets of all time.


Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.less than a minute ago via web

I just ran into Ellen DeGeneres on the Warner Bros lot and we played ping pong. I think she's really into me.less than a minute ago via web

Today is my first real day off from touring. I'm home enjoying what my agent tells me is my family.less than a minute ago via web

As Bieber sleeps, I grow stronger. Sleep, Bieber. Sleep.less than a minute ago via web

Tour preparations have begun. First step: Groupie auditions at Randy's Donuts off the 405 fwy. Knock twice on the white minivan.less than a minute ago via web

 

If anyone's curious what I look like with a beard, it's this ?:^(0) Coincidentally, that's also my ATM pin number.less than a minute ago via web

I'm a simple man. I start every day with a cup of joe, the morning paper, and a lavender Pan-Asiatic body scrub from my man-servant, Lobo.less than a minute ago via web

sklfjslj;v999[aeae0c (my dog's first tweet)less than a minute ago via web

I'm doing my live show tonight from the Universal lot where I taped The Tonight Show. So if a shot rings out, tell my wife I loved her.less than a minute ago via web

I just gave my waitress, Bambi, tickets to tonight's show in Spokane. Do I still have to tip her? http://twitpic.com/1g3u42less than a minute ago via Twitpic


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