Christmas ornaments that will make you go 'WTF?'

Take a peek at any home-decorated Christmas tree and you will see how the collection of ornaments tell a family's history. Many pieces may represent different precious moments in life: New home, baby's first Christmas, the first year with a new pet. Some speak to a family member's interests or hobbies. Others are sentimental heirlooms.

The ornaments featured in this post are none of these things. These are the trinkets that make guests give you the side-eye, the ones that you hide on a limb facing the wall, or perhaps the ones that crack you up as they are part of an "in" joke. Either way, none of these are a partridge in a pear tree. Take a look after the jump.

Christmas Thumb

Remember that one year that Dad sawed off his finger while cutting down that Christmas tree? Or that time you found a human digit at the all-you-can-eat buffet? This is your chance to commemorate the trauma.

Christmas ornaments that will make you go 'WTF?'

Jesus Pony

Can't afford to buy your favorite niece a pony? This is probably the next best thing. Choose from ornaments with either "jesus" or "poop" lovingly stitched into them.

Christmas ornaments that will make you go 'WTF?'

Santa's Brain

The image of Santa Claus can make for a lot of cute Christmas décor. However, that rule does not apply to Santa's brain.

Christmas ornaments that will make you go 'WTF?'

Embryo Adam Lambert

For the fan that takes things a little too far, this ornament features American Idol contestant Adam Lambert as a fetus. The creator of the piece obviously takes their art seriously in terms of accuracy: Lambert is Jewish, so this embryo ornament is clutching a Star of David.

Jeff, God of Biscuits

Apparently, this is an Eddie Izzard quote. But most people probably don't know that, so the look on a person's face as you gift this to them should be priceless.


Christmas ornaments that will make you go 'WTF?'

Facebook Ornament

You know those people you are Facebook friends with that you don't really know, haven't spoken to in years, and only sort of accepted begrudgingly? Well, if you actually got them a Christmas gift, this would be the thing to get them.

Unicycle Kid

This ornament is cute enough, but when you think of the holidays, do you think of a kid on a unicycle dressed for summer? Oh wait, she's clutching a candy cane? Nevermind.

Christmas ornaments that will make you go 'WTF?'

PBR Christmas "Bulb"

Do you really need to buy something like this? Hipsters, take our advice: Simply buy a six-pack for $5, drink it, rinse out the cans, then jam them into your Christmas tree. Voila! Instant class.

Christmas ornaments that will make you go 'WTF?'

Sperm Cell

Perhaps this works best as a gift for the fertility specialist in your life?

Christmas ornaments that will make you go 'WTF?'

Breakfast Items

Okay, these are pretty adorable. But they are also really random. Bacon and eggs for the holidays? Sure, why not.

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