Bratty gossip site Gawker is counting down the 50 Worst States in America and last week named Minnesota the 45th Worst.
That actually makes us the 6th Best, which isn't half bad, except that it's the blog equivalent of "damning with faint praise."
Big surprise: Gawker chose New York as the Best--relying on nepotism over logic and reminding us of all the times the Yankees beat the Twins.
But Gawker's evaluation was clearly performed by someone who never actually visited Minnesota--at best, they shopped at Mall of America during a layover between LA and NYC. Those of us who live here can tell you quite a few more advantages to living in flyover country (including: "no earthquakes").
Here are 50 Reasons Minnesota is the Best State in America. Feel free to add your own in the comments.
Thanks to the Hold Steady, Brooklyn hipsters are envious of our old haunts.
Some of the world's toughest fighters call Minnesota home, including Brock Lesnar.
We've hosted the Nationals for gymnastics twice in the past five years.
Still the only state to elect a professional wrestler as governor.
Black Sabbath's first single was a cover of "Evil Woman" by Minneapolis's own Crow.
We're the birthplace of Zubaz.
We're home to Target, a major convenience for shoppers everywhere.
We've got famous drag queens: Several top contestants from RuPaul's Drag race got their start in Minnesota at the Gay 90s (Manila Luzon and season one winner BeBe Zahara Benet).
The Triple Rock Social Club -- for music itinerary and menu alike.
We're the birthplace of the original Zombie Pub Crawl.
Nationally renowned artists Alec Soth and Wing Young Huie are from Minnesota.
We excel at relaxing: everyone has a cabin at the lake.
We have the best, most plentiful cross-country ski trails of any urban area in the nation.
It's not too expensive to live here, and with 20 Fortune 500 companies in the state, there are also plenty of jobs.
The MN State Fair is the largest 12-day event in North America.
The continued existence of Al's Breakfast.
We're the hipster state.
We've got a light rail that can zip you around to major destinations within the Twin Cities.
29. Riverboats. Bands. Booze. Yep, we know how to throw a good party, nautical style.
- When President Obama spoke recently in Cannon Falls, he started off his speech by commenting on the beautiful summer weather, inspiring some hearty Minnesotans to simply yell out, "Fishing!"
We vote: In 2010, 55.5 percent of Minnesotans hit the polls, tying with Maine for the highest voter turnout in the country.
Maplewood-based 3M is the innovative company behind the post-it note and Scotch tape -- and a half-dozen other things that make life easier and safer.
The world's best apple, Honeycrisp, was bred by U of M horticulturists.
We inspire eco-conscious drinking with Prairie Organic vodka locally distilled from Minnesota grain.
22. Whether you're into rock, hip-hop, or dance music, we've got you covered. The Twin Cities has a note-worthy scene for all these genres.
People come from around the world to be treated at the Mayo Clinic.
Acme Comedy Club is a favorite venue -- and audience -- for touring comedians everywhere.
We really don't give a #@$% what you think of our accents.
We're home to the Walker Art Center, one of the most celebrated galleries in the world.
We have the greatest ballpark in the country.
The nation's top two independent book publishers are both in Minnesota. You can look for the 3rd best somewhere in Manhattan.
DIY art is part of our DNA.
We were deep-frying stuff back before it was cool.
The University of Minnesota is the country's most affordable school located in the heart of a big city.
We're a nationwide hub for indie hip-hop.
We have the Mall of America and laid down the first-ever indoor mall (Southdale).
Minneapolis is a great place to be gay.
Our summers are packed with festivals.
We host one of the best -- and most historic -- rock venues in the world, First Avenue.
We gave the nation two GOP candidates for president and wouldn't vote for either of them.
With 11,000 lakes (we're too modest in our state slogan), Minnesota has more shoreline than California, Hawaii and Florida combined.