Is being a congressperson the worst job in America?

Eight reasons to skip that run for Congress

"People are always looking over your shoulder as you're talking to them to see who else is coming in," she says. "It's ambitious, and it can be so impersonal."

6. Wasn't I supposed to get 252 days off this year?

Technically, you were. The U.S. House is only scheduled to meet 113 days this year, making this the easiest job since the invention of trophy wives. But most members believe that if they're not in constant demand, "they're slipping into obscurity," says one staffer.

Dick Lugar
Dick Lugar
Sherrod Brown
Sherrod Brown

So they're off to the airport every Thursday night, flying home to a new schedule of parades, manufacturing tours, town hall events, and meetings. Always more meetings.

Fridays and Saturdays are spent touring the state, playing the resident dignitary at Eagle Scout ceremonies and business openings. It's a grueling schedule, especially if you represent a populous state. Brown, for example, must answer the needs of 11 million people. "You have a lot of people who want your time," says Schultz.

Nor does the work week finally end when the clock ticks five on Saturday evening. "It is a 24/7 job," says former senator Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-Texas). "You're always on call for the emergencies that occur. There are people who are trapped on the top of mountains. There are people who are taken hostage. It could be Sunday. It could be Saturday at 2 a.m."

Someone, somewhere will want you to immediately mobilize the government.

And they'll still be calling you a lazy swine two weeks from now.

5. You will beg treasure from complete strangers.

This is what Washingtonians euphemistically call "strategic outreach."

A leaked PowerPoint presentation from the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee shows the party urging incoming freshmen to spend at least four hours per day soliciting money. Since it's considered gauche — and likely illegal — to mooch contributors from the office, this means slipping away to party headquarters, where your dialing finger develops calluses worthy of an Indonesian call center.

Yet dial you must. This job is a purely capitalist pursuit. He who stockpiles the most loot wins 91 percent of the time. And raising money for the party directly correlates to the prestige of your committee assignments. Beg with insufficient zeal, and you'll find yourself chairing the Subcommittee on Gardening & Lawn Care Products.

Dennis DeConcini spent 18 years representing Arizona as a Democratic senator before becoming a lobbyist. Whenever election time neared, his treasurer would "give me a list of people to call, with the names of their wives and where their kids went to college. And that's what I did all weekend — call people."

"You're having to ask people all the time to fund your career," adds Schultz. "What other profession is like that?"

This may explain the devolving reputation of Congress, whose approval rating now flutters at just 13 percent. You have to be deeply committed to the cause — or equally willing to debase yourself — to even consider this job.

Asks Democrat Bob Graham, a former senator and governor from Florida: "How many people would feel comfortable being handed 100 telephone numbers of people you don't know and calling them up and asking them for $1,000?"

4. You probably suck at parenting.

The crushing schedule leaves you primed for charges of familial abandonment. Most legislators get just one day a week with the spouse and kids.

When people ask Tancredo if they should run for office, he answers with a simple question: "I say, 'Well, do you like your family?'"

He relates the tale of a fellow congressman, a father of five whose work left little time for home. One day the man's five-year-old found a videotape of Dad speaking and plugged it into the VCR. The boy's younger brother had seen so little of his father that he tried to hug his image on TV.

Connie Morella had it easier than most — if it's possible to describe a mother of nine's life as "easy." When her sister died of cancer, the Republican congresswoman and her husband — who already had three children — adopted her sister's six kids. But at least she represented nearby Maryland.

She recalls hustling to PTA meetings and back-to-school nights, where her kids were forced to compete with constituents for her attention. It left her with a lingering sense of guilt. "Oh, yes," she says. "Children had to sacrifice to be in political families."

Much worse is the ache in parents who represent distant states. In the old days, legislators could keep their families intact by moving them to D.C. But as disgust for Congress grew, so began an arms race to demonstrate who could be less Washington than the next guy.

Think of it as a weird form of one-upmanship for people with deficient self-awareness. If you're a member of Congress, after all, you're the very embodiment of Washington.

Still, most now boast of keeping their families back home. Others make public spectacles of sleeping in their offices. Look! I'm so not D.C., I don't even have an electric bill here!

"Members will get criticized if they move their families to Washington, because they'll be seen as out of touch with the district," says Martin Frost, a former Democratic congressman from Texas. Occupationally speaking, this can be a lethal accusation.

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15 comments
Justin Irvine
Justin Irvine

No once you get in its basically a job for life.

tomcool889
tomcool889

Sorry...Not going to pull at any heartstrings here or get any sympathy from the American people on this one (you know - those people who elected you and whom you claim to represent). I really hope it's the worst place to work in the country because it's painful to watch how little you actually care or know about your constituents. Just waiting out these career politicians lives at this point.

bcarlson56649
bcarlson56649

This article is nonsense.


If the job were so bad, why does almost everyone who gets elected run again for term after them after term, 5, 10, 15 terms, and more.

This is totally against what our founding fathers had in mind when they wrote the constitution.


From everything I have ever read about it, they intended the common person to take leave of their job and run run for an office, serve for a short while, and then return to their previous life. Common man or woman, knowing what things are like, knowing what needs to be done, representing common man or woman.


Career politicians are so out of touch with most peoples everyday lives and needs it is beyond belief.


Just think how much greater our great country would be today if only one single line more would have been added to the constitution:  "Single Term Limits For All Elected Officials".



Josh Murray
Josh Murray

I think you are looking at it wrong.

digitalprotocol
digitalprotocol topcommenter

PSYOPS BULLSHIT COVER STORY WHAT A JOKE

digitalprotocol
digitalprotocol topcommenter

uhhhhh  more like the best job in america! Do you guys have any clue about this, you buy into the soundbites about their awful jobs


US congressman is pure luxury... paid exotic trips, 10/10 women at your whim, POWER 


the finest foods and accommodations, respect from everyone


read a fucking book, US congressman is best job short of being a senator


oooo meetings... ooooooo

Kevin M Frazier
Kevin M Frazier

why would it be they make big money and don`t do a god damm thing to earn it

lkjhasdf
lkjhasdf

Uh, yeah, no. I mean, unless you have morals.

Casey Hanson
Casey Hanson

Hey, your next article should be about how much more difficult it is to be a billionaire because of all the bank accounts you have to keep track of.

Chad Howard
Chad Howard

Flags facing the wrong way.... blue to the left.....

Jonathan David
Jonathan David

If co-workers are the only factor to be considered, yes it might be the worst.

Chris James
Chris James

Getting paid a six figure salary to sit on your butt and do nothing? I'll take that job in a heart beat!

lkjhasdf
lkjhasdf

Wait, is this really congresspeople telling the rest of us not to run, because, we totally wouldn't like it anyway? 

ChazDanger
ChazDanger topcommenter

This is the dumbest comment on here.  But this comment had a lot of competition.

 
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