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Second Amendment: The God-given right to carry an assault rifle to Sunday brunch at Applebee's just in case there's a kid wearing a hoodie.
Tea Party: People who hate socialism and government entitlements but live off Social Security and Medicare because stuff like that doesn't really count.
Traditional Marriage: A union between a man and woman who argue over a period of three to seven years, then separate and file unflattering paperwork about each other. Repeat cycle as necessary.
Values Voters: People willing to be economically sodomized as long as we keep bagging on the homos and the wetbacks.
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