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Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
"Ugly Person on a Movie Screen"

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.

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• Dale Earnhardt Jr.
• Space Orchestra
• Thurston Moore
• Motorsports
• Hip-Hop and Rap

I think it's a safe bet that the real Dale Earnhardt Jr. wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near the "Women's Interest" magazine section of his local Barnes & Noble.

And here 5ingles thought nobody else ever listened to Morphine anymore or pined unconsciously for their long-gone Columbia House cassette copies of Cure for Pain. Wrong!

Look for Thurston's final album to be a barely audible remix of gyrating feather boas, gentle winds, and the maestro's own deflated sighs.

As a matter of course, a song whose chorus features frequent, almost unconscious grunts really shouldn't be titled "Mine Smell Like Honey." Not hatin', just sayin'.

Texas hip-hop DJs can't get enough of Lil Wayne's "Six Foot, Seven Foot" or this redone-to-death pro-bumble bee/Pittsburgh Steelers anthem. Here's hoping DJs in your city are more progressive.