Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
"Ugly Person on a Movie Screen"

I think it's a safe bet that the real Dale Earnhardt Jr. wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near the "Women's Interest" magazine section of his local Barnes & Noble.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.

Empty Space Orchestra
"Intergalactic Battle Cruiser"

And here 5ingles thought nobody else ever listened to Morphine anymore or pined unconsciously for their long-gone Columbia House cassette copies of Cure for Pain. Wrong!

Thurston Moore
"Orchard Street"

Look for Thurston's final album to be a barely audible remix of gyrating feather boas, gentle winds, and the maestro's own deflated sighs.

"Mine Smell Like Honey"

As a matter of course, a song whose chorus features frequent, almost unconscious grunts really shouldn't be titled "Mine Smell Like Honey." Not hatin', just sayin'.

Wiz Khalifa
"Black & Yellow"

Texas hip-hop DJs can't get enough of Lil Wayne's "Six Foot, Seven Foot" or this redone-to-death pro-bumble bee/Pittsburgh Steelers anthem. Here's hoping DJs in your city are more progressive.