So, it didn't work out. Hearts were laid bare, but the guy or girl of your dreams turned out to be a douchebag. Now your therapist says that it's time for you to do what's healthy: destroy everything this person ever gave you. This Saturday at Midtown Global Market you'll be able to do just that. Here you'll find paper shredders to chop up those love notes, giant scissors to decapitate that teddy bear, and other tools to be used for mass destruction. Once you've purged your records of any trace of your former lover, take some time with friends to enjoy some anti-Valentine's Day specials, including broken heart cookies from the Salty Tart, and, of course, booze.
Sat., Feb. 12, 12-2 p.m., 2011