It's a hard, scientific fact that the only thing on Earth sexier than dudes with rippling muscles are generously-oiled dudes with rippling muscles doing choreographed line dances, wearing cowboy hats and teeny-tiny loincloths strained at the seams by enormous packages. Unfortunately Men of Playgirl has a strict bottoms-on policy, so Frank 'n' Beans won't be in attendance, but the boys make up for the lack of dudity with a keen sense of the tease and abs you could use to sand a deck. Employing an impressive light show, numerous props, and a little audience interaction (hubba hubba), the show is pretty entertaining burlesque in its own right. If you're tying the knot soon, having your bachelorette party anywhere else would be a mistake; you know your fiancé will get some plastic-chested tart in a cop uniform to strip at his party, so why not get him back by having your picture taken with Stevie, Fernando, and Tyson?
Fri., May 29, 8 p.m., 2009