Can you email while tipsy and no one will be the wiser? When you were a kid, did you always get a gold star in your spelling workbook? Do you feel it's your destiny to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism" while intoxicated in public? This Saturday is your chance to prove your spelling skills to the (barhopping) world. Here's the catch: You have to drink a beverage provided by the bar for each round before spelling for a panel of judges (and heckling crowds). There's also an optional underpants round, so if you're up for a little public nudity (and after a few beers, who isn't?), then wear your fanciest drawers. Prizes vary each month, but should you win, you always get the greatest prize of them all: your dignity. 21+.
Sat., Dec. 20, 7 p.m., 2008