Manny's attempts to raise the steaks—er, stakes

Legendary steakhouse now serving breakfast, lunch

What makes a Caesar salad worth $19? Seriously, I'm asking. Lettuce grown in Frank Gehry-designed greenhouses and sprinkled with Voss water? Parmesan cheese air-freighted direct from Italy, each wheel buckled into its own leather, business-class recliner? Chicken breasts from birds hand-raised by Martha Stewart herself, with a strict regimen of organic feed, poultry Pilates, and Beethoven sonatas?

I'm not really sure what might make a Caesar salad worth $19, but I do know that it wasn't what I was served for lunch at Manny's. While I'm not going to fuss about finding a few aging, discolored leaves in the salad bar at Shakey's Pizza, it's the sort of thing I wouldn't expect to see at a top steak house operated by one of the savviest local restaurant groups (Parasole, which owns Chino Latino, Figlio, and Salut, among others). I was glad I'd asked for the anchovies—two flat fillets laid across the lettuce heap like they'd stretched out for a nap—because the anemic salad dressing lacked any of its characteristic pungency. The chicken breast was dry, the accompanying Parmesan crisp tasted as if it had picked up stale refrigerator odors, and a hunk of garlic bread had the texture of a pumice stone. I had to beg my friend not to take off his shoe and start rubbing his calluses.

Serves me right, you say, for going to a steak place and ordering a salad. Well, you know what, I did order a steak—and it was worse than the salad. Picture one of those hot, moist towels doled out at Japanese restaurants. If you rolled one up, coated it with pepper, and took a bite—well, that's the best way I can think to describe the peppered bar steak. (It probably didn't help that the steak came without a trace of its promised blue cheese.)

Where the elite meat: The new Manny's, with the infamous bull painting
Jana Freiband
Where the elite meat: The new Manny's, with the infamous bull painting

Location Info


Manny's Steakhouse

825 Marquette Ave. S.
Minneapolis, MN 55402

Category: Restaurant > Steakhouse

Region: Minneapolis (Downtown)


821 Marquette Ave. S., Minneapolis
appetizers $12-$20; entrées $20-$88

As I ate a few forkfuls of steak, I tried to remember the magic number of times nutritionists say you're supposed to chew each bite before swallowing. Forty-six...forty-seven...forty-eight...the meat barely yielded. Eventually, I was forced to swallow it like a flavorless wad of chewing gum.

This was not supposed to happen at Manny's. Not the institution that's won "best steak house" more times than any other in town. And especially not since Manny's moved from its dank, windowless digs in the Hyatt to its tony new space in the W Hotel. In adding breakfast and lunch service, had the restaurant lost its luster? I felt like I'd overpaid to be underwhelmed. Like I'd been suckered. Like I'd eaten at a tourist trap.

At just the right moment, the waiter returned to clear the plates. (At least the service was still perfect.) "Want the damage?" he asked.

"I dunno," I joked. "How bad is it?"

"At lunch it's not that bad. At dinner, that's when we wallop you."

A WEEK LATER, wallop me they did: My dinner check at Manny's was more than twice as fat as the lunch one, but this time, at least, it felt worth every penny. There's nothing like a stiff drink, a juicy steak, and a towering dessert to make you feel like you live in the richest country in the world. And when you whip out the plastic to pay the damage, it hurts in a good way, like a trip through the birthday spanking machine.

The Manny's difference begins at the host stand, which is staffed not by awkward, low-paid teenagers but by management-level employees who take their service as seriously as concierges—yet still know how to crack a joke. One night I watched a woman tell the host that her husband was parking the car and would be arriving shortly. "You want me to show him to your table, or another one?" he quipped. He then led her past Manny's infamous bull painting (the beast's prominent manhood was the subject of a recent C.J. gossip column) and into the formal dining room with its sleek black booths and brown-and-white cattle hides tacked on the wall.

Manny's waiters sell dinners the way they have for decades, wheeling one of the mobile meat/fish counters up to each table. They present the raw steaks on plastic-wrapped plates, flipping them about so deftly you'd think they were about to launch into a juggling routine. The live lobster, for its part, simply pinches its claws and sneers. While getting up close and personal with the raw product feels a little indiscreet, it is nice to see exactly what you're going to get, and to have the chance to ask questions—none of which ever seem to stump the waiters.

That's because the staff at Manny's are at the top of the food chain: competent, confident, unflappable. As they should be, I suppose, considering they can make five-plus bucks just by carrying one steak to the table. The jobs are so coveted, management says, that typically one opens up every two to three years.

The diners at Manny's aren't nearly as exclusive a bunch. At one table, a woman might be wearing her glitziest gown and biggest bling, while at another, a guy looks like he might have pulled his Rush concert T-shirt out of the dirty clothes heap. One night, a man sipped a cognac and entertained a flock of fashion models, while two tables away a guy old enough to know better had to be asked to take off his cap. Though Manny's is a popular spot for birthday and anniversary dates, the meat-cart traffic jams make it seem less romantic than rowdy. Seats on banquettes are cozy enough to encourage cross-party chatter. I watched two groups talk so long they bonded enough to clink glasses.

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