CODEPINK

Physical Characteristics: Uneven highlights and JCPenny suits by day, pink protest outfits by night.

Natural Habitat: Behind the wheel of a Toyota Prius, listening to Brooke Gladstone stick it to the Man.

Ward Sutton

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More About

• Brooke Gladstone
• Toyota Prius
• Cindy Sheehan

Personal Disposition: Bitter.

Evolutionary Purpose: To eradicate phallic symbols such as guns, missiles, and the vice president.

Place on the Food Chain: These women are always on top.

Feeding Behavior:They catch their prey by surprise, then stun it with rhetoric.

Mating Call: Don't even try it.

Weapon of Choice: Cindy Sheehan.

Your Best Defense: Getting in touch with your feelings.

Danger Level: Moderate. Once they start, you'll never get a word in edgewise.

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