Baby Loves Disco

It might seem counterintuitive to host an event for children at a bar, no less one named Barfly. One might wonder if these disco-dancing babies are doomed to vapid, drug-addled, skankdom: babies who only aspire to emulate trustafarian train wrecks like Paris Hilton, Corey Kennedy, or Kimberly Stewart. Well, probably not. Of course, Baby Loves Disco is nowhere near approaching the stuff one might have witnessed in the days of Studio 54. Either way, isn't it best that the little kiddies get their club days out of their system early? At this event geared toward those popping Flintstone vitamins rather than E, local DJs Mike the 2600 King and Plain Ole Bill will be spinning tunes from the '70s and '80s. Healthy snacks, bubble machines, and areas equipped with diaper stations round out the kid-friendly event. Still crawling? Good news, your admission is free! That is, if you're a baby.
Sat., Dec. 15, 2-5 p.m.; Sat., Feb. 23, 2-5 p.m.; Sat., March 22, 2-5 p.m.; Sat., April 26, 2-5 p.m., 2007