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7:12: I sit on a bench in the amusement park, casually emitting high-pitched, tortured screams.
7:15: An Alan Thicke clone tells me, "Stop that nonsense."
VISIT OUR SLIDESHOW GALLERY AND AUDIO SLIDESHOW.
8:00: I drag myself to Caribou Coffee and start scribbling paranoid jeremiads in my notebook.
9:30: I exit the north doors and mosey through the busily emptying parking lot to my car. I feel worn-out and ill. But free.
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