Who's your daddy? No, seriously.

Is anyone seeking a Stanford student who jerked off into a cup in 1982?

I'm going to register, and it would be cool if someone found me. Now's the time. I think about Stanford, Palo Alto, and I think about a bunch of rich business-lawyer types with infertility issues, and this kid being raised in a totally fucked-up suburban rich place. And I really wanna be that guy that [makes a kid say] 'My real dad was cool, man.' I wanna be that guy.


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Jim Walsh can be reached at 612.372.3775 or jwalsh@citypages.com

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