"I was staying in a hotel yesterday and it had two toilet paper rolls in a full dispenser in the bathroom. And I was like, 'What the fuck? Do some people use two hands or do some people have two holes? Like, what the hell?' I was talking to Lou [Pucci] about it, and he's like, 'It's in case you run out.' I was like, 'But you're in a hotel and they restock it at least twice a day.' I guess it's for security--in case it runs out."