Cavalcade of Exploding Justice!

In the Bush administration's never-ending public relations war, top officials have decided to change the name of the "War on Terror" to "Global Struggle Against Violent Extremism." War sounds pretty macho, but I suppose struggle makes it seem less scary, like when you struggle with getting your pants off in the dark after a long night of drinking.The following are rejected names for the War on Terror:

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The Global War on Lots of Stuff

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The Global Struggle Against Nations That Harbor Oil Reserves

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World War 2.1

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