Cavalcade of Exploding Justice!

Corey Anderson

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• Network Stars
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• Terrorism

In the Bush administration's never-ending public relations war, top officials have decided to change the name of the "War on Terror" to "Global Struggle Against Violent Extremism." War sounds pretty macho, but I suppose struggle makes it seem less scary, like when you struggle with getting your pants off in the dark after a long night of drinking.The following are rejected names for the War on Terror: Armed Forces World Tour 2003-2047 The Global War on Lots of Stuff Battle of the Global Network Stars The Global Struggle Against Nations That Harbor Oil Reserves Terrorpalooza Worldwide Quest for Republican Votes World War 2.1 Leave No Halliburton Contract Behind Punt, Pass, and Kick Some Terrorist Ass! AmeriGod vs. IslamiCon