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Turn Ye Not Unto Idols
Will the unholy wailing of teen balladeers ever end?
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If you can't find something nice to say about my singing, I'm going to hang you up from a meathook like this
Ratings have been strong as usual this time out, and I suspect America will be watching and dialing feverishly for at least two more seasons' worth of Idol pleasures. And fear not, music purists: For every contestant permitted to butcher a soul classic on live TV, at least 20 will be unceremoniously kicked to the curb, left to dab at hot tears of shame and return to Altoona in disgrace. As a wise man once said, isn't it lovely?
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