Turn Ye Not Unto Idols

Will the unholy wailing of teen balladeers ever end?

If you can't find something nice to say about my singing, I'm going to hang you up from a meathook like this
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If you can't find something nice to say about my singing, I'm going to hang you up from a meathook like this

Ratings have been strong as usual this time out, and I suspect America will be watching and dialing feverishly for at least two more seasons' worth of Idol pleasures. And fear not, music purists: For every contestant permitted to butcher a soul classic on live TV, at least 20 will be unceremoniously kicked to the curb, left to dab at hot tears of shame and return to Altoona in disgrace. As a wise man once said, isn't it lovely?

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