17. There are a lot of rock bands out there right now supposedly making good dance music, but most of them sound like Duran Duran and I wouldn't dance to their crappy music if you paid me 10 bucks ($15? Let's watusi!). These guys, though, make me want to boogaloo down Blaisdell.
18. I hate it when I go to a concert and the singer yells something like "I want everyone to get up on their feet!" or when I'm glancing at the back of an album and I read something like "Play Loud!" Look, man, don't tell me what to do! When I want more people to boss me around, I'll get a second job. That said, if the Hives were to ask you, command you, even, to get up on your feet or to play their swell new album loud, you'd be right to do as instructed.