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Back here in the homeland, there is really no counting all the ways the Iraqi invasion could turn sour on Bush and his gang sooner rather than later. Besides civil war a host of other prospects suggest themselves. The obvious ones include:
IV. Quitters Never Win
The entire world would like to see American voters dump Bush in 2004, and the Internet is full of chatter suggesting it's already a done deal. Not so. Forget for a moment the absolutely unprecedented scale of antiwar sentiment in the land and remember two things that W has going for him: first, a sizeable and utterly bellicose minority that will support any war, anywhere, anytime, and second, the Democratic presidential field.
If you still want proof that our national politics is a thoroughly rigged game and that the Democrats are useless, then please, have a stab at explaining what follows in any other way: A regime takes power under dubious and widely resented circumstances. This regime proves to be extremist in its foreign and domestic policies in ways no one had expected. The public rises in growing waves of outrage. Presented with so many avenues of attack, the opposition party surveys the situation and--coughs up backer after backer of the president's war! All those so far anointed as "serious" candidates (Kerry, Gephardt, Edwards, the dread Lieberman) support not only the war abroad; they have spoken as one to condemn Bush for being soft on homeland preparedness. No breaks from the Patriot Act to be had with this crowd. And thus, without even pausing for breath, the loyal opposition has already caught up with the Republicans' radical lurch to the right.
There are a pair of "dark horse" antiwar Democrats out there in Dennis Kucinich and Howard Dean, but of the two only Dean has even the faintest hope of emerging as a contender should the war go south on Bush. More likely the Democratic nomination will wind up in the hands of Palatable Candidate X, who is bound to seem a lesser evil to many people, but perhaps not enough to counterbalance the segment of the population that believes President Bush has shown some real 'nads, man.
The polls offer a last word on the sickly Democratic field: As it now stands, less than 50 percent of the public supports Bush's reelection. Yet in head to head polling against the Democrats who are running, Bush edges every one. Does it matter to beat him? Yes. He's the most radical U.S. president in any of our lifetimes, and not in a good way. Does that mean a Democratic successor, particularly one with the me-too gene, will be able--or willing--to extricate himself from what Bush has wrought by then in Iraq? No. Maybe he will and maybe he won't. Impossible to say from here.
We can speculate all we want, but there really is no telling how the war will go and the W claque will fare in the months ahead. All of the previous scenarios for trouble notwithstanding, it is also quite possible that things will go smoothly enough for Bush for the duration of the only future that matters to him, which is the period between now and November 2004. He only needs a couple of things to go his way. First, and most critical, he must depose Saddam quickly and as bloodlessly as possible to quell uprisings elsewhere in the region and mollify world opinion. We'll know that answer in a matter of days or weeks, because that will be all the time he's got to make it happen. If it does go down that way, Bush is halfway home. For the remaining year and a half he mainly has to dodge bullets, to make sure that any outbreaks of civil war or any attacks on U.S. troops are kept at a low intensity and spun dismissively in the media. It's unlikely he can pull it all off, but it's possible. If there is one thing the rest of the world would do well not to underestimate about the Americans, it is our uncannily inventive knack for deferring our troubles to another day.
Four more years?
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