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The Fellowship of the Ring

"Hey, Black Stallion, you're going to get your ass whupped by a woman."

"We came for blood...in...the...snow."

And finally, the evening's chant de grace: "Kick her dick. Kick her dick. Kick her dick."

Amdahl breathes in the mayhem: "See, man, I love that chick in the silver pants ass. For her to be hurt would cause me trauma." Then he leans in for emphasis. "And that, my friend, is drama."

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