The Chino Syndrome

I was not as enthralled by a few other items in the category Chino calls "little dishes to share": Chinese barbecued ribs ($7) were merely sweet and greasy, the crystal fish and crab dumplings ($5) tasted as pale as they looked, and the crab spring rolls ($6.50) weren't as good as those served at any of the better Vietnamese restaurants in town--though when our server noticed that we weren't devouring them she whisked them off the table and off our bill.

In fact, on nearly every visit, I witnessed some extraordinary effort on the part of the service staff, whether it involved dragging together tuffets for a group in the bar, helping refine a menu for an unsure first-timer, securing a free dessert for a birthday party, or even rounding up handfuls of drink-topper animals for bored children. It's a strategy carried over from Buca, the other restaurant concept of local mini-empire Parasole Holdings.

Buca's legacy is also apparent in the enormous portions, found especially in the "bigger dishes to share" section of the menu. My absolute favorite was the HOFO duck ($26)--HOFO is a meat-buying term meaning head-on, feet-on, and as promised you get a wholly whole marinated roast duck that is as beautifully rich and fragrant as spice cake. The bird is served in a modified Peking style, with fresh sliced cucumbers, red bell peppers, scallions, hoisin sauce, and a basket of plump steamed rice-dough buns. You can carve the meat with an enormous knife, then assemble little roll-ups of hoisin sauce, duck, and vegetables in the buns--it's wonderful, and better than any Peking duck I've had in Minneapolis.

Michael Dvorak

Location Info


Chino Latino

2916 Hennepin Ave. S.
Minneapolis, MN 55408

Category: Restaurant > Korean

Region: Uptown/ Eat Street

The other extraordinary big dish I tried was the carne asada à la moreliana ($24), two banana-leaf-wrapped packets of spicy meat--soft beef barbacoa and cinnamon-scented chicken tinga--served with three salsas (sharp tomatillo, sweet mango, and chunky pico de gallo) as well as guacamole, lettuce dressed in a peppery vinaigrette, cilantro, diced onions, queso fresco, lime, black beans, and a container of tortillas, all artfully presented so that diners can assemble tacos. Yes, tacos.

And here a lesson lies: When I return to Chino Latino, I'll stick to dishes that rely more on smart recipes, fresh ingredients, and at-the-table assembly than on coordinated line cooks, because serving complicated hot dishes to temperature seems to be the one thing beyond Chino Latino's ability. Montego Bay jerk chicken ($19) was greasy and somewhat bland, without the crusty skin of good jerk chicken--and it always arrived too cold. Phuket fried noodles ($13), a version of pad thai, were gummy and not nearly zesty enough. And the one dish to absolutely miss was the Philippine paella ($29), a combination of undercooked rice and tough, uninspiring chicken, chorizo, and seafood.

On the upside, even disappointment at Chino Latino isn't all that painful, given how inexpensive the place is: Most of the entrées comfortably feed four people, and it's quite easy to spend less than $15 a person for a generous dinner. Which brings me to my final quibble: The place has come to be absolutely jam-packed with the local equivalent of the bridge-and-tunnel crowd, especially on weekends. It's gotten so bad that I briefly toyed with the idea of writing this whole piece as a warning--Uptown, a lousy place to eat, a worse place to park--just to try to scare off some of the crowds.

But then I remembered that waiting for a table at Chino Latino is half the fun--and if you get claustrophobic, here's a little trick. They serve the full menu in the bar, and the quickest way to make room in a group of diamond-lane cowboys is to order a duck with its head on. Clears 'em right out.



D'AMICO TO MINNEAPOLIS: SPEAK UP! Got a call from Bill Summerville, the new general manager of D'Amico Cucina, and he was all wound up. He feels like there's a conspiracy against the upscale, flagship restaurant of the D'Amico empire, a conspiracy that has people sitting at tables they don't want, then stewing about it all night and possibly for months, and eventually writing hurt letters or snotty reviews. (Ahem.) Please, begged Summerville, don't take a table you don't like! "We thank people who communicate their displeasure with the experience," he insisted. "It helps us." He then defined what the Cucina people call their "regions": To the far west is the "West Room"; the main area is the "Upper Room"; the little, gorgeous rustic space to the back is the "Wine Room" (the table inside was once a maharajah's bed, seats up to 12, and requires an extra $150 room-rental fee). And what I've always called "the pit," "the hole," or "nether-Cucina" is known as "The Marble." To my great surprise, Summerville said that lots of people consider this the choicest spot in the house because--what do you know--it's so cozy. Summerville also said that the restaurant plans a décor face-lift in the next year, so if you have suggestions, drop them a line at 100 N. Sixth St., Mpls., 55401, (612) 338-2401. My tip: Lose that Valley Girl pink-marbleized salt-and-pepper china--it's, like, so over.

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